I love self-deprecating humour as much as I hate myself

Melinda May complaining about sand on The Chase is my new favorite thing

Relationship status: In love with Mark Sheppard

usuk4everandever-thefangirl:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

for real tho. thats like leaving Beyonce for a can of spam with a bow-tie

usuk4everandever-thefangirl:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

for real tho. thats like leaving Beyonce for a can of spam with a bow-tie

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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officialsharks:

wow pete wentz is having ANOTHER kid that means he had sex TWO times this is ridiculous and disgusting i am NOT going to be a fan of a band that has a filthy dirty bass player

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

bakerstreetbabes:

Could be dangerous.

SH

John Watson, the damsel in distress.

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

this-is-my-headspace:

This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

leanslimfit:

sophisticatedsarcasm:

this is important

"No" is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. "No" is enough.